30 Things I Will Do Before I am 30

So I have posted on here in awhile, and I didn't really plan to anymore, but I just thought of this idea and I really wanna do it.

30 Things I will do before I am 30...

1. Receive my PhD and become a Psychiatrist

2. Get a tattoo

3. Fall in love

4. Write a book (with no plans of publishing it.)

5. Make a difference in someone's life (I mean like I completely changing their world and helping them become a better person.)

6. Learn how to ride a dirt bike

7. Be completely content with the person I am

8. Stop gossiping. Period.

9. Open up to people more

10. Write my own recipe

11. Drive a Lamborghini (even if I have to rent it.)

12. Eat at Morimoto

13. Do something I'm completely afraid of

14. Get laser hair removal

15. Do one of those week long healthy retreat things (no idea what they're called.)

16. Be 100% honest (pretty hard, but I'm trying.)

17. Ride a horse

18. Stay up for at least 24 hours...this will be really hard for me

19. Visit the Czech Republic (I wish it was still called Czechoslovakia.)

20. Leave (at least) a $200 Visa prepaid debit card on a doorstep of someone in need

21. Buy some Crunk Juice...and drink it of course

22. Go to a NFL Football game (Cardinals? :))

23. See Thunder From Down Under

24. Try and eat as much as Rory and Lorelai (Gilmore Girls) do on a typical night

25. Do something insanely romantic for someone I love

26. Join PETA

27. Ask a guy out

28. Live alone

29. Dance crazily in public and not care who's watching

30. Give a day to someone....do anything and everything for one person

3 Life Goals:

1. Pay my parents back for my entire college tuition in a lump sum

2. Be perfectly happy

3. Improve my memory (somehow)

50 Things to be Miserable about... Yay (inspired by 50 things to be thankful about)

1. Red Lights
2. People who go 10 mph under the speed limit
3. Untrusting people
4. Phones breaking
5. Gaining weight
6. Homework
7. Extreme wind
8. Meowing cats waking me up
9. Construction people waking me up
10. Anything waking me up
11. Orange Peel hours
12. Flat tires
13. Batteries dying (in cars)
14. Breaking down at 1 am an hour and a half from home
15. Cars breaking down of any type
16. School starting 20 mins after Orange Peel opens so I don't have time to get one
17. People disliking me
18. Annoying people
19. People being rude for no reason
20. The heat, I'm talking 100+ heat
21. Not being able to go buy a Dr. Pepper because I went on a stupid lets-not-drink-soda-because-it's-bad-for-you-plan
22. Not shaving
23. Other people not shaving
24. Breaking out
25. Camping
26. Burning myself
27. Girls making themselves look bad when they generally wouldn't but they buy shirts 5 sizes too small
28. Hearing a song over and over and over when you used to like it
29. Listening to an entire song
30. People not answering my text messages
31. Getting my picture taken
32. My dad being moody when it's not my fault
33. When people try to tell me to do something
34. Broccoli
35. Ranch Dressing
36. When people are shit asses to my sisters
37. When my grandpa coughs (trust me it sounds horrible)
38. When my grandpa uses my bathroom (ewww)
39. Going to school
40. Flat out stupid people
41. Bad grammar
42. People stating opinions that I find completly wrong
43. Unclean people
44. People who don't take care of their children well
45. Fun ruiners
46. When guys have longer finger nails than I do
47. People talking rude about anyone I care about
48. People gossiping a lot (I mean sometimes I catch myself doing it, but if it's every day that's a problem)
49. Periods
50. Being scared (of everything)

Everyone's shittin' on Jordan

In case you think I'm joking.. I'm not. This is offically been my shit week. See I was excited for this week which is what sucks really because of course something that seeems perfect will go completely wrong.

Anyway, my parents leave for Hawaii Sunday and so it's just going to be MacKenzie and myself. Oh who am I kidding... I know Randi will be around too since Trenton's gone. But in theory it's just MacKenzie and I. Which is pretty easy since she likes to be off with her friends so I figured I'd be alone a lot which I love. No. That didn't happen. Nah MacKenzie decided that Ciara and her would have party central.

Two words. Endless Screaming. Like okay we now you're happy and we now you're hyper, but hush every now and then. I love them, don't get me wrong, but I had a headache. See Tuesday I started feeling sick, I got a sore throat, a headache, and I wanted to die. (First thing to get me irritated) Then on Wednesday I burn my hand pouring hot boiling water. It's kinda a long story how that happened and I probably sound like I'm extremely uncordinated and I kinda am. With hot things this is the second time I've seriously burnt myself the other one was while camping and it was from the fire. Camping sucks.

Anyway, MacKenzie and Ciara and to have everyone and their dog over, but I'm trying to be the nice cool sister who doesn't freak out. But MacKenzie pulls some drama shit and I hate handling teenage girls (since I'm a perfect one so it's easy to deal with myself) and I'm not ready to have children. Just sayin...

Oh my gosh this is why I love What I Like About You (the TV show if you don't know that) this may have just made me happy...

Holly: I finally just figured out the perfect way to get Ben's confidence back.

Tina: You want me to sleep with him?

Holly: Tina, we've talked about this, when trying to solve problems we use our words not our lady parts.

Tina: Oh I always forget that.

Holly: I know.

Man, love this show.

Anyway, so on like Monday (like I said my parents are gone so I'm borrowing my cousin's car) the battery dies on the car. So my old Bishop tries to help, but it's just dead.... So long story short my lovely Aunt and Uncle come over and fix it for me because I'm stupid and can't do it myself. Problem solved we can move on.

Thursday (today) I drive to go get me some food because I just cleaned the house and I don't want it dirty and this weird noise happens. I call my dad try and explain he tells me to just keep driving I ignore him because I'm paranoid... I get home and my neighbor comes over and I have a flat. So he helps me put the spare on the stupid car that hates me.

And now I'm sneezing so I might be more sick and I'm hungry.

Screw shit week.

P.S. I think God just tried to apologize to me... I was taking out the trash and it started sprinkling on me. Thanks.

Is this your better half?

I was down at Walmart with my dad and we were talking to this Indian guy... Okay, I call him an Indian guy, but when I said this to my dad he said... "Did he look Indian?" I said.. "He was selling Indian stuff." So he replies... "Well he wasn't Indian." I still don't believe him, but that isn't the point. So everyone that knows my dad knows he looks super young and so the "Indian" guy asked my dad, referring to me, "Is this your better half?" And it took me a minute to figure out what he meant - my dad caught right on - he thought I was his wife. Now that's fine, it didn't really bothered me I was thinking something else... That is the cutest way in the world to refer to someones wife as the better half. I decided that I want that. I want to make sure I am the best person I can be so when I do have a husband I will be his better half. I can make sure I have everything he is lacking and improve him at the same time. I can't think of anything better than to be fully committed to making someone happy and a better person for your whole life. I mean, if I found a perfect guy who didn't need improving that'd be awesome too! But now I have a goal...
I will aspire to be my husbands better half, or at least try my best to partly deserve the phrase. I just want to be a wonderful wife.

That's my point of view for now.